Ysa, Dalawa, Takbo!

I'm dead...

2004-10-03T15:28:00.001+08:00

Nothing compares to my Computy! Dammit. xP

Sharing...

2004-10-03T15:28:00.000+08:00

The red x "no-picture" thing is really annoying...
So is this >>

God.

Ensaymada blues...

2004-10-02T05:16:00.000+08:00

Sorry di ako nakapagsulat ng 15-days... Destiny sucks. It went on an unrepairable 15-day breakdown. !#$%^&

It's 4am. I can't sleep. Ang ironic naman. Nung ginagawa ko yang math project na yan di ako natulog pero pagdating sa school diretsong tulog na.

Insmonia? Tss...

Weh.

*sharing* Kahapon, nung dinedeliryo pa ako, meh nafefeel akong... "rejection" from some friends. Kaya nag-drama ako. Eh la akong magawa nun nasa fainting point na ako nun [sa init.]

TRANSCRIPT!
Sa mass...
Ysabel: Lang nagmamahal saken! Tabihan nio nga ako, Friend1!
F1: Ano tawag mo samin?! *Tinabihan si Ysabel*
Y: *Fake na iyak*
F2: Katabi mo kaya kami, noh.
Y: Onga noh.

Labo. Tas dun sa mga tinanungan ko ng "Mahal mo ba ako, as a friend?" sorry nababaliw lang talaga ako nun. Whatever. Tsss... at least nag-yes kayong lahat, pati yung mga seniors na di ko kilala nag yes.

You may say it's normal. But it's NOT normal to ask everyone who passes by. That means classmates, teachers, manangs, manongs and unknown students.

Labo.

Internet issues and junk...

2004-09-18T13:34:00.000+08:00

I would just like to share that the internet is getting slower and slower everyday. More and more newbies log on everyday, just like more and more new Friendster accounts pop-up on the Friendster homepage every minute.

Speaking of which, I recommend all Friendsters to read this: http://ruthlessreviews.com/rants/friendstersucks.html. It's a well-written piece by Amanda Egge, if i do say so myself. People who have seven hundred accounts might get offended though. After all, Friendster for them is home. Well, for me also. But I don't log-in every second of every day just to add strangers I find in my Friendster inbox. It's just disturbing.

Yeah, Friendster is also stereotyped. Go figure. Well, so is Tabulas. And BlogSpot. And Ragnarok and all the other crud the Internet experts come up with.

Hell, just plain logging on and off YM is a past-time.

Holy carp, I'm such a hypocrite. This sucks, man.

Oh yeah, may bago na akong el cajones! \:D/ Hooraaaaay! Sharing... xP

O Ysabel, Ysabel wherefore art thy sense of direction, Ysabel?

2004-09-09T18:20:00.000+08:00

Before I go on, this post will justify some "stuff" about the "hit-and-hide" incident with the Principal. Yes, it was a close encounter, but I got nothing out of it but one lousy note-to-self.

Kasi naman ang OOA ng mga naupuan ni Sister ah! Pss... you and your cheap thrills. Kung kayo "cheap thrill", ako "expensive *??!?!?!* thrill"! Bwah...

It all started after communion nung mass para kay Mother Mary. I was about to sit down sa bleachers, when all of a sudden *pa-drama mode*, natalisod ko si Sister! Arrgh... Tapos na-upuan niya yung mga nasa likod. Or, rather, nadaganan. Kaya, nung pa-communion na yung iba... mahirap explain... it's too humiliating to convey in a statement.

Classmate 1: Hala! *With matching "lagot ka" hand gesture*
Classmate 2: Ang ogag mo! Noh ba yan! *With matching amused/bemused expression*
Classmate 3: Are you okay Sister?
Classmate 4: Are you okay Ysabel?
Classmate 2: Are you okay Classmate 3 *na nadaganan*?
Principal: Next time, watch where you're going!
Innocent Ysabel *XP*: Sorry, Sister! It won't happen again! Eh, kasi po natalisod ako eh!
Principal: Okay, just be careful!
I.Y.: *hides face behind Classmate 2's back while Sister goes to the sophomore side to go and regain her composure*

There's a lesson to be learned here. Look before you frikkin leap. Literally.

Oy! Advanced happy birthday to Momma...

2004-09-07T20:31:00.000+08:00

Mia! Bwahahaha! Momma Mia, happy birthday bukas! Blow out! Blow out! Nakakahiya yung mga taong hindi alam na birthday ni Momma Mia bukas. Shame, shame. Tsk, tsk. Banal yang si Momma noh!

Saka advanced na din kay Mama Mary. Sorry kung 'di tayo close. Pero siskapin kong maging close tayo!

Let's all pray the Holy Rosary tomorrow, for the birthday of the Most Holy Virgin Mary (and the most... beautiful *wenk* Mia XP), and for those *daw* na may sore eyes. May their sense of sight be immediately healed by the birthday celebrants tomorrow...

...kaya pila na kasi may baong eyedrops yang si Mia! Wehehe, saka magdasal kayo na hindi mamaga yang mga mata niyo. Hindi bagay sa 'ten yung mga mapupulang mga mata.

Baka naman kasi dahil sa banana peels na naging kulay-uling na. Bwah, to hell with composting. Kasi pakipot pa 'yang may-ari ng namumulok na balat ng sagin eh. Tuloy, nagka-sore eyes 'yang mga class officers. Sad. Kami pa nag-tapon nung recess.

Wala naman akong binibintangan. Sinasabi ko lang...

Kapag ayaw niyong aminin na hindi sa inyo ang namumulok na saging, SIGURADUHIN NIYO NA WALA KAYONG PANGALAN NA NAKASULAT SA LALAGYAN NUN! Bwahahaha, *ahemcoughaherm*

Kawawang bata... mga bata pala... nyahahaha... lam niyo na kung sino kayo... XD

I'm bored.

2004-09-05T13:59:00.000+08:00

I'm going to go around people's blogs and take the quizzes they took.

Because I'm bored. XP (Ay honga, di ko pa tapos homework ko XD)

Which Demented Care Bear Are you?

ashteeg.. XD

Along with homo sapiens and computers, puns evolve.

2004-09-05T13:12:00.000+08:00

From words to images, puns are an example of how the human brain functions and at the same time how it disfunctions.

Addiction to caffeine is worse than addiction to marijuana

2004-09-05T10:33:00.000+08:00

I need to stop drinking coffee before I end up in a nuthouse. No if's and/or but's. No butts. Period.

This was a research done by some medical expert guys in the US. Thanks for the idea, Pia.

Observe that the spider which was exposed to Caffeine is much more disoriented than the one exposed to Marijuana. And it's such an irony that caffeine is legal and marijuana isn't yet caffeine affects an organism more than illegal drugs.

I need to stop drinking coffee. But that doesn't mean I'll stop going to Starbucks.

86 the 88, Roger!

2004-09-04T13:14:00.000+08:00

Got my report card today. 88. Called my classmates to brag..

..only to find out that half of the class has 89 and 90 average scores.

I sound so dumb compared to them. 86 the 88, Roger. I'm going in for the 89.

Next quarter na lang. For now, I'm going to eat my heart out. Later.

Am I going mental?

2004-09-04T08:14:00.000+08:00

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity >> Check if you're mentally deranged!

Unfortunately, I failed the effing test. I am insane.

Para kung bumagsak ako sa cards, I have a valid excuse.

Or at least I hope so. Whatever.

Valid excuse. Cha, right.

Munchkin mayhem plus a couple more m's!

2004-09-03T21:55:00.000+08:00

These questions can be found at straightdope.com. The first question was a little disturbing... Tanya M&M's mo andito (q#2)! =D

(1) Dear Cecil:
A friend pointed out a haunting secret tucked away in the depths of The Wizard of Oz. Way in the background at the end of the scene where the angry trees shake apples onto Dorothy, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow, you can see a man who is supposedly hanging himself. As the trio dances off on the yellow brick road singing "We're Off to See the Wizard," you can catch a glimpse of this man supposedly setting out a block, hanging himself, and lastly kicking the block out with his foot. Although this image is real enough to give you chills, it could conceivably be a fake. Is it? If it is real, then why did the director keep it in the movie? What is the story of this man? --James Leary, via the Internet

Cecil replies:
You may say: Cecil, why are you spending time on this obviously brain-damaged question? Come on, tell me you wouldn't jump at a chance to call up Munchkins. Besides, I looked at the movie, and you know what? There is something strange going on.
The alleged suicide comes not at the end of the apple-tossing scene (at which point the Tin Woodsman hasn't yet appeared) but roughly eight minutes later, after the Wicked Witch has made a surprise visit and then vanished in a cloud of orange smoke. Resolving to be brave, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the now-present Tin Man link arms, march out to the yellow brick road, and dance around a bit. In the background at this point, in about the center of the frame, one can see a dimly lit stand of trees. Something is moving near these trees, but it's hard to make out what. The trio sashays off toward the rear of the set, in the general direction of the trees, then veers and exits stage right. Just as they leave the frame, a limblike thing near the trees swings up briefly into a horizontal position, then drops again. A suicide kicking the ladder out from beneath himself? Or--you have to consider all the possibilities--the leg of a naked woman in the throes of a passionate embrace?
You can guess what I saw. However, the most common version of the legend has it that this is the on-camera suicide of a despairing Munchkin. (Runner-up: a despairing, or just accident-prone, stagehand. Some claim the victim had recently been fired.)
The Straight Dope research department, known for its dogged investigative skills, tracked down Stephen Cox, author of an entertaining volume entitled The Munchkins of Oz (1996). Cox, who interviewed more than 30 Munchkins to collect stories about the making of the movie, dismissed the suicide story and hinted at an alternative theory, which we'll get to in a moment. He also put us in touch with Mickey Carroll, 78, one of 13 Munchkins still alive today (out of an original 124). Carroll said he'd first heard the story about five years ago but also thought it was bunk. "We were on the set for two months," he said. "I think I would have known if someone committed suicide." (Incidentally, several Munchkins did get fired--one for threatening his wife with a gun--but apparently none was the suicidal type.)
Well, OK. But then what are we seeing? Cox points out that if you look closely during the eight or nine minutes preceding the "suicide," i.e., from just before Dorothy and the Scarecrow encounter the apple-tossing trees, you can spot a large bird strolling around the set--maybe a crane or a stork. (For much of the time it appears to be tethered near the house on which the Wicked Witch perches.) Presumably the bird is supposed to provide atmosphere, but basically all it does is pop into the frame at odd moments. Reviewing the "suicide" with this in mind, we instantly realize: it's the stupid bird pecking the ground and then flapping its wings! Though, this being Hollywood Babylon and all, a naked woman's leg can't be entirely ruled out. But the adult in us knows the truth.
--CECIL ADAMS

(2) Dear Cecil:
Why, in a bag of M&Ms, are there always lot of "dark browns" and "yellows," but only a few "light browns" and "greens"? And what does "M&M" stand for, anyway? --Rob G., Evanston, Illinois

Dear Rob:
M&M stands for the two confectionery geniuses, Mars and Murrie, who founded the firm back in 1928 in Minneapolis, Minnesota, which also happens to be the home of the 3M company (why does this seem significant?). M&M is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Mars (hmm ...) Candy Corporation, manufacturers of such venerable teeth rotters as Milky Ways, Three Musketeers, and ... Snickers. Shoot. For a second there I thought I had evidence of another Illuminati plot.M&Ms are colored strictly for eye appeal. Contrary to popular mythology--generations of pre-schoolers have lusted after the elusive "greens"--there's no difference whatever in flavor between the colors. M&M's market research has revealed that one particular blend--roughly 60 percent dark brown, 30 percent yellow, and 10 percent "other"--is irresistible to the candy consuming public.--CECIL ADAMS

Finding Pegasus... and God

2004-09-03T20:54:00.000+08:00

I thought God lived in an apartment in heaven....

http://findingpegasus.blogspot.com/
The guy is Indian. She sounds like Gandhi... o.o

SHE'S TOO EFFING GOOD TO BE EFFING TRUE! sob

2004-09-03T18:36:00.000+08:00

Fark the heralds angels sing BAWLALALAALBAWLALALA! Mrs. Pascua, OUR ONE AND ONLY ANGELIC ADVISER, will leave tomorrow for Canada after she distributes our Progress Reports! It's so !#$% sad. I mean, nung Grade 7 we had Miss Napay. Now she wasn't exactly a nightmare, pero she was a REALLY GREAT TEACHER that gets mad every now and then. Eh yun na-miss ko... si MISS PASCUA PA KAYA?! Noooo...

Excuse me while I have to go and write a letter. And after that, I'll put some water in a medicine dropper para kunyare luha. I-dodrop ko sa letter. Para mukhang exaggerated ung iyak ko.

OY IIYAK AKO AH! Si Mrs. Pascua pa?!?!

I love you Miss...

*Bawling continues...*

Poetry & Sweden

2004-09-02T20:49:00.000+08:00

Poetry = music that sings the cries of life through creative expression

Ilalagay ko yan sa t-shirt for my English porject. Sharing. XD

Presenting... THE SWEDISH SITIZENS!
Originally, Swedish Sistas pero meh guy kaya ganon. A product of boredom and stupidity and too much European TV.

To Cris: Di naman siya corny ah! Parang Bang On The Door! Teehee *yak ang konyotics*. XD

Aww... it's back to reality...

2004-09-02T18:25:00.000+08:00

Wah tapos na day-off. Lang kwenta. Hinde, meron naman. Here are the highlights of the day's events:

MORNING
Pambansang awit (super dramatic, yet nicely done)
Speech (na super haba na siguro tumangkad kami during that period of time na nagsasalita si sister)
Contemporary dancing ekek (maganda den, still can't figure out kung pano gawin ung snake-elbow thing, though nakita ko ung mga sophomores ginagawa yun pero hindi naman sila successful *no offense*)
Florante at Laura (okay lang naman, sabog ung mic pero maganda den)

AFTER RECESS
Dance Troupe Modern eklat (okay ung sa third year XD)
Noli Me Tangere (ang ganda nung sagwan-sagwan ah... saka ung pintong cardboard.. *DAPA XP*)

AFTERNOON
Modelling (dun ko naisipan mag-wave... pero walang sumusunod.. ang sad :c)
Laro ng Lahi (either unexplainable or self-explanatory... the sounds of High School competition still roars in my ears *lalim nun ah*)

Wah wah meh homework na naman... harrumph.

kyndler 's status is now "ysabel legaspi, p-wee ka tlga,, ano ba tlga???????". (9/2/2004 6:29 PM)

Wtf? P-wee? Eh ginawa ko lang naman friendster account natin sa class ah (pascua0103@yahoo.com, pa-add lamang). SCUSE ME DI KO PINALITAN UNG PASSWORD NOH! Maraming suspek diyan! Alam nila yung dating password! Nyehehehehe...

Saka mabait si p-wee... XD

Inosenteng kaluluwa sa mundo'y walang hustisya. Napagbintangan, hindi pinakinggAAAAAN!!

So there! Belat! XP

kyndler 's status is now "ang bad mo tlga ysabel l. SB ka na din!!!!DAYA!!!". (9/2/2004 6:33 PM)

SB? Anong SB? Nahuhuli na ata ako sa balita...

Wow. Ano toh, bagong novelty dance?

The Legaspi Expedition: WHY IT IS BOTH FASCINATING AND KJ AT THE SAME TIME!

2004-09-01T20:27:00.000+08:00

Bago ko explain yang Legaspi exped na yan... nawasak ang clock ko sa THE... (FYI: Ceramic-clock-painting eklat) so too bad...

Linggo ng Wika bukas! Yay makaka-procrastinate na naman ako! Procrastinate in the sense na may eyebags na ako sa sobrang homework na desperado na akong maka-hanap ng day-off! Sa wakas dumating ang pinaka-hihintay na day-off!

Today in Philippine History, diniscuss namin ang Legaspi exped. Malamang sa sobrang curiosity ko, nag-research ako tungkol dun (with the hopes na sana related kami ni Migs de Legaspi). Parang yung THE project ko, nawasak din ung pangarap na yun. Kasi after i-baptize ung mga Cebuano, pinapili sila ng Spanish surname. So related ako sa isang di kilalang Cebuanong nakaburol na.

Ang senseless nun ah.

Pagkatapos ko lumipat galing Tabulas, ngayon ko lang napansin na super dami nang Tabulans... Sigh... Ang lonely naman dito... =(